D3 body, D1 cock
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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