Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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