If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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