You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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