Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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