I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
zippers are such a cool invention
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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