The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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