You made me cry and you don't even care
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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