I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
