You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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