She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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