i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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