at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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