so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
