You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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