yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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