I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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