She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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