I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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