Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
