I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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