The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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