I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
