i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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