But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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