Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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