your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Text me some of your sweat
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
