i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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