I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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