the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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