Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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