Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize