I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You work out of a Hotel?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
