I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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