i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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