Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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