Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Boobs speak an international language.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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