So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The feeling are messing with the penis
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