NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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