He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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