matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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