Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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