just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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