I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I love you. Go after that dick
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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