there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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