five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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