Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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