How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Come share oat with me in your robe
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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