On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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