I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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