Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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