I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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