Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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