I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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